Sunday, September 9, 2007

Today’s T-Shirt Wisdom

50 is the new 40
or for those blinded by even more noonday suns,50 is the new 30
Lying is the new honesty
Overindulgence is the new indulgence
Gray is the new black
Botulism is the new wrinkle
AARP is the new family
Geezer is the new stud muffin
Peace—Back by popular demand
Left is the new right
Time flies when you are having rum
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now
It’s okay to go a little nuts
Well, Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit, Look Who’s Here . . .
The Three Stooges and squirrels—the new Solomon.

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